Open Letter to Freshmen Girls on My Floor

To One of You:

It is ok to smile. It is also ok to eat. I have a sneaking suspicion that your apprehension to eat has a little something to do with your complete unwillingness to smile ever.

To Two of You:

 First. Turn the water off while you brush your teeth. While you straighten your hair. While you put in your bellybutton ring. Just anytime you are not directly engaged in using it. Did you sleep through all of third grade year? Let me sum it up, "Reduce, recycle, reuse!" "Don't waste water!"

 Second: I understand that you must use the sink on the far left to straighten and bow dry your hair as it is next to the only outlet (although needing two sinks to do such seems a bit excessive). What I don't understand is why you pile up your face wash, makeup, assortment of body rings, and cell phone (playing screamo of course) on the sinks on the right. There are SEVEN sinks. Why must you use two of the sinks on the left and three on the right? You really need five sinks to get ready in the morning? And at least one of them is always running water. You don't even need water to put in a belly ring! And why leave two in the middle? Why not just use five consecutive sinks? You, my freshman friend, are a mystery wrapped in an enigma!!

I would like to take this moment to announce that Hermione and I officially have a house for next year! Woohoo!!