I Keep Hermione Around Because She Makes Me Laugh

Today at lunch in the union Hermione was telling me about when  Ron comes on vacation with her and her family to a cabin they rent every summer in Wisconsin. 

H- Well, honestly when he  comes he makes the whole trip fun (Aw, sweet! Wait for it...) He's just so hilarious whenever he tries to do anything outdoorsy!

C- Haha, well, Hermione, what happens when he gets good at that stuff?

H- Oh no, that won't happen. Trust me. 

And she said it with the straightest face I've ever seen, totally serious.

Last night we were watching the Bachelor in her room grading papers for the profs we work for (glimpse into our future perhaps?). Jillian got kicked off (totally

 didn't see that coming).

I look over at Hermione and her jaw is on the ground. She looks at me and says, 

"I'm shocked. Just shocked!"

It was fantastic.