Bachelor Time Quotes

During the reunion:

"If I was Jillian I'd rape him backstage."

Conversations after the reunion about our house for next year:

C "Can we get a puppy??" 

H "Yeah we can get a pet... (C emits squeals of joy)

... Like a fish or something."

Hermione speaking about her dog at home, a big black lab that lives outside, and explaining why she wants a dog like him and not like my yappy ankle biters. 

"Timon and I are two peas in a pod I tell you."

Explaining what he does when he's allowed inside...

"He loves it so much he hides!"

Not a convincing argument to me, nope not at all...