Quotable 5 Year Olds

Case 1:

Counselor Winnie: Aaron, did you kiss Emily on the cheek?

Aaron: Well, I tried to.

And he didn't say this is a cute five year old voice, he said it in this 25 year old playboy voice- incredibly adorable though . Let's just hope he quits his philandering ways before he hits puberty...

Case 2:

Paula: Twinkle Toes, that little girl said something she shouldn't have said.

Counselor Twinkle Toes (Me): What did she say?

Paula: She asked me to do sex with her. 

Twinkle Toes: Oh! Um. Well. Ok then...

What do you say to that?? I promptly whisked her away to her counselor and let her deal with that one... Where does a 5 years old learn what that is??

Case 3:

Kasey: Twinkle Toes! Twinkle Toes! Will you go ask Brandon how old he is and what grade he's in?

Twinkle Toes: Um, why do you want to know?

Kasey: Cus' I like him!

Twinkle Toes: Ohhh. Well why can't you ask him?

Kasey: Well I every time I get close to him he runs away... But he's smiling when he does it!