Bastard Ionic Bonder

I spent the last two hours reading and I just love it. I never ever have the time to read when I'm at school and now that I'm home I'm so exhausted when work is over that for the last couple nights I've fallen dead asleep by 9:30 (a far stretch from my usual 12 or 1) and since I get home around 5 I just don't have the time to properly delve into a good book. Well anyway, this book (title: 32 AA) is fabulous and while it's not particularly difficult or brain augmenting it is terribly witty and the heroine seems to feel endearingly similar to how I feel about half the time. Normally I feel guilty about indulging in less enriching literature, but I'm glad I made an exception. Emma (the main character of 32 AA- the fact that she carries the same name as the title of one of my favorite classics only furthered our bond) has been dumped in a most egregious manner by the "Bastard Ionic Bonder Adam". Honestly, at the moment, I think that if anyone named Adam approached me I'd knee him in the groin and laugh. I completely forgot how stirred up a book can get you. When I came inside (I was reading outside on the deck, the mosquitos drove me in) I was so fired up and as I walked up the stairs I had this "oh the world is against me, my boyfriend dumped me, and my friends hate me" feeling and I literally had to stop for a moment and remind myself that my boyfriend is great, he did not cheat on me in the Bahamas with a rich older blonde that lives in Trump Tower, and that my friends are fabulous and they are not ignoring my problems in favor of their own (however it sounds like something a few of them may do) nor did they buy me breast enlarging pills. Regardless, I loved getting to spend 2 whole hours with a fantastic book and I can't wait until I see how it ends!

And if I hear any jokes about the title of the book I will pretend your name is Adam and come after you.