What Happens When People Pretend To Know Things

N: "So did you hear about that whole MySpace issue with the mom and that girl?"

C & M: "Oh yeah" "That was terrible" (general mutterings of agreement)

N: "Well she was indicted. "

C & M: "Oh woah, that's serious." "Mmhmm, wow." (general mutterings of agreement)

N: "Yeah I can say stuff like that because I just took government! haha"

C & M: Laughter and then silence...

... long pause...

C: "Ok well I haven't taken government in a long time, so what's indictment mean?"

M: "Yeah actually I don't know either, fill us is."

N: "Well I'm not going to tell you!"

C & M: "What?" "Why not?" "Come on!"

N: "Nope, not gonna say a word..."

C & M: "Nikki! Come on."

N: "Ok yeah I don't really remember what it means either..."