Bane of My Existence

Once upon a time MC decided to plant a lovely Gingko Biloba tree between Winger and Oakwood. A female Gingko tree. Wanna know how I know it's a female Gingko? Let me let Wiki tell you just how I figured that out. 

Female plants do not produce cones. Two ovules are formed at the end of a stalk, and after pollination, one or both develop into seeds. The seed is 1.5-2 cm long. Its fleshy outer layer is light yellow-brown, soft, and fruit-like. It is attractive in appearance, but contains butanoic acid and smells like rancid butter (which contains the same chemical) or feces^[7] when fallen.

Rancid butter and feces. Yuuuuummmmmmyyyyyyy...