First Time Renters!

Things Hermione and I have learned about our house so far...

1. The windows fall out sometimes. Push them up sloooooowly...

2. Roger the handyman is a good guy and he can fix anything. He's also very punctual. 

3. The house is happiest when we are playing Friends DVDs. 

4. If I plug my computer into one of the outlets in the living room it will vibrate.

5. The shower hates Herm and is constantly falling apart when she's in it. 

6. Boys eat food and create more dishes... 

7. But they put in lightbulbs and carry heavy things.

8. The people across the street are not the first house we will go to if we get locked out in a storm. 

9. The people next door are. 

10. Badminton nets are very hard to put up and are testers of friendships. 

11. Ceiling fans are not indestructible. 

12. Neither are lawn mowers. 

13. There are giant crickets on the back porch. 

14. Bees are attracted to holes in walls. They build nests there. 

15. Internet are necessary. 

16. Subtract 5 minutes from all things that go in the over or they will burn. When the fire alarm goes off your food is done. 

17. Basements are scary. I hope we never have a tornado because I'm not going down there. 

18. Not one door operates correctly.